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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat skeleton? big boned"
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"How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!"
"What do you call three witches in a hot tub? A self-cleaning coven."
"I discovered that Germans invented cunnilingus... Apparantly they've been yodeling in the black forest for centuries."
"Did you hear about the Indian that drank 50 cups of Tea? He drowned in his Tea Pee."
"Whatever happened to silk underwear? A: Fell through the cracks."
"Taking calculus has made me want to become Prime Minister of a European country Then I can just throw money at problems instead of trying to integrate them."
"""It's possible to touch birds!"" I say suddenly. My coworkers stare at me. I wander outside to touch some birds."
"""knock knock"".. ""who's there?"" ""dave"" ""dave who?"" dave struggled to hold back the tears as he realised his grandmothers alzheimers is getting worse"
"Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of the dog."