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Joke of the Day

"Her: ""Honey, I want to be with you 24/7"" Him: ""Ok, see you on the 24th of July"""

"Ice lollies Are like regular drinks for really patient people."

"What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."

"Whenever I'm on the phone with someone I like to scream WAIT DON'T HANG UP right as they're hanging up & then not answer when they call back"

"Just spilled red wine ALL OVER my insides."

"I tried to watch the paralympic games.. I couldn't though because the channel was disabled"

"What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!"

"I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always."

"It was really foggy on my way home today Looked quite misterious"