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Joke of the Day

"Why planes are faster than car and buses? Because they are almost never **tired**."

"A kid goes up to his dad with a question... ""Dad, can I ask you something?"" ""Of course."" ""You and mom are both white, but I'm black. Why?"" ""That party was so wild, it's a wonder you don't bark."""

"Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face"

"Why was the sprout farmer so assertive? He was an alfalfa male."

"You've got to hand it to little babies because their stupid little arms can't reach anything"

"Me and Justin Trudeau have alot in common... We both hope our budget will balance itself"

"TIFU by asking my wife what is the difference between a penis and a paycheck? She said ""there is a possibility of increase in size of your paycheck."""

"I have a coworker whose humour gets drier ...as he gets more dehydrated. (True story)"

"My girlfriend kept saying she'd hit me if I didn't stop singing Haddaway's What is Love.... I said ""Baby, don't hurt me"""

"Why is Jabba so fat? Because he goes to Pizza Hutt a lot. Edit: Best flair 2016"