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Joke of the Day

"Why planes are faster than car and buses? Because they are almost never **tired**."

"Yesterday I told this joke about a worm being eaten early in the morning The birds loved it."

"Ricky Gervais has sold the rights to do an 'adult' adaptation of 'The Office' to Vivid Picture. It will be called 'The Orifice'."

"Bill Cosby awarded another honorary degree from Boston University, this time is was Anesthesiology."

"Why did the Republican get a sunburn? Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise."

"What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb? Turned down 4 watt"

"Doctor doctor give me the news I've got a bad case of lov- oh what's that? It's AIDS? Well that just doesn't rhyme at all"

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years Then we met."

"Why do flowers and beer get along so well? They're buds"

"What's the difference between my grandma and a baby? My grandma doesn't die when I fuck her."