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Joke of the Day

"I'm a show off but not drive around with Christmas lights on my car show off And that's when I realized it was a cop car"

"Just bumped into a confused J.D Salinger... Just bumped into a confused J.D Salinger in the bread shop. He was looking for foccacia in the rye."

"What was the main difference between the war in Vietnam and the war in Iraq? George Bush had a plan to get out of Vietnam."

"*wakes up in hospital* What happened? ""It was a heart attack"" Will I be ok? *a big heart outside slowly taps on window with a bat* ""No"""

"There's a thin line between ""I should do a status update about that"" and ""I should talk to a therapist about that""..."

"My wife was on eBay this afternoon... No bids yet"

"Why do people wear sleeveless shirts? They like to express the right to bear arms."

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They are really good at it."

"what's al qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"

"What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows? A Helenkelicopter."