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Joke of the Day

"I was going to watch a documentary on the Malaysian Airlines But I couldn't find it."

"The new Samsung phone shares every picture you take with all your friends as soon as you take it. Good idea. What could possibly go wrong?"

"What has antlers pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard."

"Did you hear about the fire at the campground? It was in tents"

"How do you make a protester cry? Tear gas"

"Dear Airlines, We never really turn the phones off. Signed, Everyone"

"Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!"

"I feel as though common sense should be referred to as the sense formerly known as common."

"What country always follows Zimbabwe? Zimbab-Bee!"

"My dog Minton just ate my shuttle cock. Bad Minton."