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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the fire at the campground? It was in tents"
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"What doesn't kill you was only practicing."
"If an Apple today keeps the doctor away... If an Apple today keeps the doctor away then he must be using IOS6 maps."
"scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien"
"It seems like every time I consider arson, the price of gas goes up."
"Give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you'll have to fix the washing machine yourself with YouTube videos"
"Mom: Some stranger keeps answering your land line. Me: That's because I haven't had a land line in 7 years, Ma."
"How was copper wire invented??? 2 jews fighting over a penny"
"You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone."
"I like my women like I like my dick... ...kept in a dark place and taken out to be beaten every once in a while"