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Joke of the Day

"What has antlers pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard."

"Baby seal So, a baby seal walks into a club... ... ..."

"Drummers always have such lame jokes... I've heard them all like a Zildjian times."

"Why did the frog cross the road.... Because he was taped to the chicken."

"Gang rape... ...5 of 6 people will enjoy it."

"I'm not saying your house is haunted, but I think a ghost just ate all of your Gummy Bears while you were in the bathroom."

"The man who created autocorrect has died Restaurant in peace"

"""BEST WEEKEND EVER!"" ~ The same stupid bitch on Facebook, at least twice a month..."

"Why did the computer say hello? Because it was a Dell."

"Why do black people have long legs? Because they're negros"