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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a protester cry? Tear gas"
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"So I asked my Dad, ""What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?"" ""Probably a tumor."""
"Tried to catch fog today Mist"
"How wonderful of you to... ...kick me when I'm down. You'd be a great LAPD officer."
"One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I'm going to visit."
"Too bad Anne Frank never saw Home Alone. Could have been a serious game changer in my opinion."
"Jokes about women's menstruation aren't funny. Period."
"What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches? Single."
"Rob a bank with a Nokia How would you rob a bank with a nokia? Walk in hold up a nokia, Robber: Get the fuck down i gotta nokia Lady: Holy shit hes got a nokia AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Something like that"
"What's in the middle of girls' legs? Their knee."