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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet? Last year's Hide and Go seek champion."

"Can I fax something to you? 'Could you fax over a copy?' 'No, I can't fax because of where I live' 'Where do you live?' 'The 21st century'"

"Why are there no gay suicide bombers? They can find millions of virgins just by going on Reddit."

"Why shouldn't you sleep with a weatherman? They'll promise 12 to 14 inches, but you'll only get 3 to 5."

"Is it a bird is it a plane... What ever it is its headed for the world trade center."

"Thank you Lady GaGa for making meat suits popular again...Just pulled mine out of the closet... Still fits after all these years."

"Patient goes to the doctor about his obesity... He says ""It's not my fault doctor, obesity runs in my family."" Doctor replies, ""No the problem is no one runs in your family."""

"So the other day at the ATM an elderly lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her o_O"

"How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian!"

"My 10 year old niece said her science teacher entered her in a science fair I said, call the police!"