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Joke of the Day

"Well, Norah on FB has decided to continue her thankfulness through December and I have decided to key her car after dinner"

"Unfair fight. Housewife Holly Holm defeats Rousey with ironing skills... Because she layed her out and starched her ass."

"What's the best part about child molestation jokes? You don't understand it until you're older!"

"""knock knock."", ""Who's there?"", ""Allah"", ""allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"""

"[NSFW] If you're born with a penis you're a boy, a vagina, you're a girl, but...... If your born with a couple of cunts for parents then you're probably gender neutral"

"I'm far less concerned with who let it out, and more curious as to why the cat was in the bag in the first place?"

"I love cheese! Cheese: I have a boyfriend"

"The New England Patriots deflate balls to win a game... and get punished with a low pressure system."

"""And the award for Most British Name goes to..."" *Benedict Cumberbatch takes a sip of gin with his eyes closed* ""Helena Bonha-"" *spews*"

"Baltimore Ravens go low carb Baltimore ravens go low carb and cut Rice. (I will see myself out)"