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Joke of the Day

"So the other day at the ATM an elderly lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her o_O"

"Twitter drama doesn't have anything on LinkedIn drama."

"What do you call it when a banana eats another banana? Canabananalism EDIT: Thanks for all the support, only my second reddit post and I'm surprised this got as many upvote a as it did!"

"Why was the tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing."

"I was at a restaurant and didn't have any money left after paying for my meal. So I tipped the waitress my fedora."

"I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"I like black people the same way I like racist jokes: I don't like racist jokes."

"I hate people that drink in order to have fun. Why can't they say it's great just to drink, whether you have fun or not?"

"What is the chemical composition of banana? Barium disodium"