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Joke of the Day

"My 10 year old niece said her science teacher entered her in a science fair I said, call the police!"

"Good names Barry McCockinner Ben Dover Eileen Dover Dr. Hugh G. Rection Give me other ones"

"Did you guys see the movie about the hotdog? It was an Oscar Wiener"

"Why do feminist Jewish girls never give blowjobs? Because men are pigs, and pork isn't kosher."

"A pirate walks into a bar... With a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, ""hey what's with the steering wheel?"" and the pirate says, ""Arrgghhh.... it drives me nuts."""

"What do you call a fake Chinese iPhone? A slanted-iPhone"

"Anyone hungry? I read there's some leftover cat."

"Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their hands through their hair."

"What's better than roses on your piano? (PG13) Tulips on your organ."

"Just had a fart that sounded like an un-oiled door opening slowly. Made the dog bark."