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Joke of the Day

"My 10 year old niece said her science teacher entered her in a science fair I said, call the police!"

"Chickens making knock knock jokes. -Why did the chicken cross the road? -Are you kidding me? -To get to the ugly witches house. Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The chicken."

"How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !"

"Living in Greece.. Living in ""Greece "" now is like being a Sanitary Napkin. You're in the most beautiful place but in a bad period..!!"

"What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever"

"I figured out the solution to iceis We just kick them under the fridge."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other one? You know, if we don't get a lift, people will think we're nuts."

"I would pay so much money to watch the Harlem Globetrotters change a baby."

"Definitely not an hypochondriac I'm not an hypochondriac but I fear I'll become one."

"Isn't it ironic how so many females are attracted to assholes, but rarely say ""yes"" to anal?"