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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no gay suicide bombers? They can find millions of virgins just by going on Reddit."
Next Joke
"All life is precious. Unless you're an accountant, then you welcome sweet death."
"I'm the weakest in my Asian family They call me weak-Ling"
"Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there."
"In 1974 I helped a man called ""Falcon"" throw a heavy bag into the river.That nite on the news, I learned what it was: 300lbs of used condoms"
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg"
"Geology rocks"
"Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust? He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*"
"""How often do you floss?"" Every day ""How often do you lie?"" Every six months"
"Belgium is a leading producer of beer, chocolate, and weapons. I picture a country full of very well-armed fat people. Another one, I mean."