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Joke of the Day
"Is it a bird is it a plane... What ever it is its headed for the world trade center."
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"What is the most heinous, disgusting, perverse, NSFW joke that you know?"
"I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over."
"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? There, they're, their."
"How do pigs talk? Swine language"
"If my guitar weeped, gently or otherwise, the song I'd write would be called, ""Holy Shit, My Fucking Guitar Is Weeping."""
"Yesterday I bought an expensive but poorly made tie... I think my ascot ripped off!"
"DOCTOR: ""I'm calling to notify you of your outstanding balance."" ME: ""Thanks! I do yoga."" DOCTOR:........"
"What's white, red, black, blue, and doesn't like sex??? The 9 yr old in my trunk!!!"
"Sex is like candy... You can't give it to little girls without people thinking you're a pedophile"