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Joke of the Day
"Is it a bird is it a plane... What ever it is its headed for the world trade center."
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"Forget about whether or not you have curves, real women have brains."
"TIL It's not possible to yawn while wearing earphones"
"*loads dryer* Fitted Sheet: HE'S BURNING US ALIVE! COME, SHIRT! COME, PANTS! HOP IN MY BOSOM AND I WILL FORM A PROTECTIVE BALL OF MOISTURE!"
"A local police department was broken into tonight - reports say all the toilets were stolen. Police say they've got nothing to go on. (This joke courtesy of my dad)"
"""Who ate all the crackers?!"" - racist cannibal."
"What did one guy say to the other? ""You're a pain in the ass"""
"I think my wife's sewing machine is on the blink. I'm not sure what's wrong, it just doesn't seam right."
"[out in public] Me: A kid is crying. Wife: It's not one of ours. [we fist bump]"
"Fun Fact- Dogs make different noises according to where they are on Earth. For example, a dog in Korea makes a sizzling noise."