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Joke of the Day
"How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian!"
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"Whats the most common day to get sick on? Achoosday"
"Backstreet Boys: Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely. Me: *slow dances with cats around a pot of mac & cheese*"
"Not sure which is worse, the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch saying he doesn't want ugly people wearing his clothes or that people still wear A&F"
"Just came back from the Zoo and saw a slice of toast in one of the enclosures. It was bread in captivity."
"I just tried out the Samsung Gear-VR with my Note 7. It was mind-blowing."
"Divorces are like gangbangs... Everyone is trying to fuck you and nobody cares if you're in pain."
"My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!"
"if ur mom kisses the dog he becomes ur dad"
"""Wow! Go show your mommy!"" -what I say to any child talking to me for more than 11 seconds."