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Joke of the Day

"How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian!"

"A horse walks into a bar... ...the trainer says, ""next time, jump""."

"Two deer walk out of a bar. One turns to the other in disgust and says, ""I can't believe you blew 20 bucks in there."""

"Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list."

"True love doesn't care about the look or size of your wallet, it's all about what is inside ..... the wallet."

"I hate when you tell someone you're bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you're not quite that bored"

"Why did butcher and doctor both have go to same bar? meat cleaver or outside they both drink bar alcohol. Then doctor said ""what about the other guy"" (Other guy is guy who is meat)"

"Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers? You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live."

"where do sperm go when they die? The sementery."

"It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas and Steve. Get out of here Steve."