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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Reddit's CEO and Hitler? There's no ""L"" in Pao."

"An atheist, christian, and a scientologist walk into a bar. The atheist and christian then beat the ever living shit out of the scientologist for being so damn stupid."

"So how do you stop eating the endless breadsticks at Olive Garden does the restaurant close or are you supposed to bring a spotter with you?"

"Be alert! ... the world needs more lerts."

"The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second."

"How do you know if you're at a gay barbecue? The hotdogs taste like shit."

"[kids fighting in the back seat] ME: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PULL OVER AND START A PODCAST RIGHT NOW IF YOU 2 DON'T CUT IT OUT."

"I ate everything, including the H."

"How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard"

"I was so angry when I found my wife's profile on a dating website. That lying b!tch isn't ""fun to be around."""