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Joke of the Day

"So how do you stop eating the endless breadsticks at Olive Garden does the restaurant close or are you supposed to bring a spotter with you?"

"Bono and a Lightbulb How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world."

"Boy that Neil Patrick Harris is a real, man's man."

"First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I it must be launch time !"

"Two gay cowboys: ""Y'up?"" ""Yup."""

"I never go camping, but I sometimes go to bed without the TV on so I get it."

"I assume anyone sitting alone in a car in the dark corner of a grocery store parking lot is waiting to meet a hitman who is running late."

"What part of New York has the most feminists? Manhatin'"

"[Commercial for babies] *100 year old woman trying to feed a brick a bottle of milk* ""There's got to be a better way"""

"I always look for the best looking cashier at the supermarket and always end up at the self checkout lane"