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Joke of the Day

"Be alert! ... the world needs more lerts."

"What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn? Don't do it, it's Siouxicide"

"I don't believe in horoscopes I'm leo, we're skeptical."

"To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential."

"I have a bad ping. It might be terminal."

"I tried uploading my sex tape to PornHub. They told me to try Vine."

"The longest I've been sober is 5 years... ...then I turned six years old"

"Commissioner Gordon: It says here that bats sleep upside down and wee over themselves. Batman: We also poop. CG: We? B: They. I mean they"

"What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President? West wing"

"Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side."