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Joke of the Day
"How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard"
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"we have ways of making you talk mr bond [introduces dave] this is dave, he's a vegan ""OK ENOUGH"""
"Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !"
"What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry? A Prontosaur."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth?? A gummy bear!!!"
"So I was dating a girl who had a lazy eye It would have worked out, but it turns out she was seeing someone on the side"
"What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh? A mis-carriage"
"Shout out to those who can't hear good"
"Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around......."
"How did Hitler like his orange juice? Reposted. No? OK. Concentrated."