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Joke of the Day

"The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second."

"Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University? The Janitor"

"What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned? A bunch of sissies."

"ok, now say it again so my wife hears ""you're too big for this ride, sir"""

"""the uk couldn't POSSIBLY leave"" ""trump couldn't POSSIBLY be president"" ""we couldn't POSSIBLY start eating each other out of necessity"""

"Did you hear about the world's greatest ninja...? Me neither."

"What do Hutterites do on Halloween? Pump-kin"

"I think im gonna be a comedian Coz my life is a joke :"")"

"Went to a talk at the pencil factory they made a series of excellent points"

"I am not a ""Grammar Nazi""... I prefer the term ""Alt-Write""."