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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the HVAC technicians who got into an argument? At first it was heated, but they got some fresh air then things cooled off"

"Did you hear about the Supreme Court ruling that you can marry a sandwich? Yeah, the BLT community are very excited!"

"Hear about the blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus Burned her lips on the exhaust pipe"

"What do you call a Black Abortion clinic? Crime Stoppers."

"Q: What kind of television do horses like? A: Saddle-lite TV"

"What did the dead blues musician sing? ""Didn't wake up this morning..."""

"Women hate to be stereotyped. .. They're all like that."

"At school: Slutty girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Me: I bet your knees do too. Her: what Me: what"

"Security: Animals aren't allowed in this art gallery, sir. Me: It's my guide dog. Dog: Picasso, born 25/10/1881, was a Spanish painter..."

"I don't think people understand the potential ramifications when they say to me ""just be yourself""."