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Joke of the Day

"I don't think people understand the potential ramifications when they say to me ""just be yourself""."

"An unsharpened pencil... ...is pointless."

"Where'd I drop my waffle? At the beach in San Diego."

"So a baby seal walks into a club ..."

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it..."

"Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo"

"Just a reminder that parrots can talk."

"Women say they want a guy who can make them laugh. I'd probably have done better if they'd specified that they didn't mean by tickling."

"I once told DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars It took him a while but he finally got it. *edit of an existing joke*"

"Friendly like talking"