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Joke of the Day

"What did the dead blues musician sing? ""Didn't wake up this morning..."""

"I was once a man stuck in a woman's body. I'll never mistake superglue for lube again."

"Did you hear Donald Trump was in a fantasy action movie? He was the White Power ranger"

"What did one wall say to the other wall? Lets meet in the corner!"

"I could win the Nobel Peace Prize and not feel as accomplished as I do when I successfully put together something from Ikea."

"I was driving along the other day when suddenly a deer ran out. I have no idea how it got in my car in the first place."

"What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection? a quarter pounder with cheese."

"I kinda want Hillary to win the US election Just for the sheer irony of her sitting at the desk Monica was under."

"If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? America."

"Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !"