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Joke of the Day

"Security: Animals aren't allowed in this art gallery, sir. Me: It's my guide dog. Dog: Picasso, born 25/10/1881, was a Spanish painter..."

"You can just walk into a Blockbuster and take a shit on the floor now. It's not even illegal."

"Britain is like a man on a toilet... It just wanted to get rid of that shit and leave."

"Since the world is doing reposts. ""Knock knock"" you: ""Who's there?"" me: ""hoo"" you: ""Who's hoo?"" me: ""What're you, an owl?"""

"Anyone can overcome adversity. But it takes real strength to complain and then give up."

"Alzheimer Joke (Not sure if repost.) I'll see myself out..."

"How do you find a blind man in an orgee It's not hard"

"Ah Twitter, never have so many said so much that mattered so little to so few."

"A: What are you doing? B: Nothing A: Didn't you do that yesterday? B: I havent finished..."

"If life has taught me anything, it's that browser history repeats itself."