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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Supreme Court ruling that you can marry a sandwich? Yeah, the BLT community are very excited!"

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"Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant."
"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? This change'll be fantastic. It'll be great. You won't believe how great this change will be."
"A prince asked a beautiful princess to marry him.. And she said no. The prince lived happily ever after."
"Who so thelioma? Mesothelioma"
"So, i wanted to know what my weight was. 'Holding your belly in is not gonna make you lighter' my wife said. But how am i supposed to see the numbers?"
"I keep my monocle freshly waxed so it easily slips out of my eye socket and falls into my cup of tea whenever I'm shocked by your behavior."
"When I'm bored, I like to hold wedding ceremonies for my kitchen utensils. ""I now pronounce you pan and knife."""
"is there a sadder metaphor of ur adulthood destroying ur childhood than the fact that to get to work evryday u hav to burn up dead dinosaurs"
"Nosy Peppers Nosy peppers are jalapeno business."
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