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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Black Abortion clinic? Crime Stoppers."
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"Before I buy a leaf blower I want to make sure I understand the rules. We just blow the leaves at each other's houses, right?"
"I'm not a huge fan homeopathy... ...but I guess it's okay in small amounts."
"""6-6x6 = ?"" Little hint: It is not 32 Edit: It gets funnier the longer you wait"
"When jogging, if i get tired, I insult the people i pass in my head & then imagine having to get away as they chase me..."
"I grew a beard thinking it would say ""Distinguished Gentleman."" Instead, turns out it says, ""Senior Discount, Please!"""
"What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress? They both started out black and blue then became white and golden"
"What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black? [OC] A parka, son."
"It really annoys me when people who barely know you want to become Facebook friends, like an old classmate or someone you've slept with"
"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's probably shit."