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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it."
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"My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch."
"Were PacMan and Ms.PacMan married or brother and sister? Have some fanfic that's either really awesome or really disturbing riding on this."
"Ask someone how they're doing & they'll say fine. Share with them a random health issue & wait for the 20 min dissertation on their ailment."
"Sometimes I need ""Eye of the Tiger"" playing to get me to leave my bed."
"did u hear about the crow that landed a job? he works in a caw center. he's winging it for now but it might take off"
"Whats the difference between man united and a clown? ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown."
"(Very blue/dirty) What's the difference between regular blood and period blood? You can't eat normal blood with a fork."
"My wife came out of the shower and said, ""I shaved ""down there"". You know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah you clogged the drain again."""
"I lost all my drafts in the last update. Twitter did you all a favor."