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Joke of the Day

"Fun Fact: The average 3-year-old boy can stick 11 kernels of corn up his nose before he needs a trip to the ER."

"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One looks to the other and says ""let's get shit faced"""

"Every so often you come across a person that supplies you with endless motivation, even if it is just to jump into traffic."

"Watch Forrest Gump *feel inspired *toss orthotics out, go for jog *1/2 block later, keel over and die next to shit happens bumper sticker"

"eer booze and fun!' 'Two men walked into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked."

"What would be a great name for a Mexican Boy Band? Juan Direction."

"What's the difference between Britain and Australia? When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse."

"I got arrested for indecent exposure. They've sent me to the Small Claims Court."

"I bought a Russian porno magazine the other day called Barely Legal. Opened it up and there was a picture of two men holding hands."

"1 out of 4 suffer from a mental illness Does this mean that the other 3 *enjoy* it?"