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Joke of the Day

"Like my grandpa Clint Eastwood used to say, it's never too late to adopt a fake name to impress girls."

"I bet firemen ""super-bidet"" each other when they're bored."

"It's so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket."

"Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !"

"In bed I'm like Beethoven It's all over in three movements."

"What was the hackers' rehabilitation meeting called? Anonymous Anonymous"

"I`m not working for Blackberry... But I`ve got a RIM job."

"My friends say I'm shallow... because I won't sleep with someone who's 200."

"In Egypt they started throwing gay people in the river, an Egyptian friend of mine swears he isn't gay. But he's still in the Nile."

"I said my wife's name three times in front of the bathroom mirror and now my wallet's empty..."