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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself."

"an Englishman , Irishman and Scotsman walk in to a bar the bar was set too low."

"What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning? A KKK-Cup!"

"I could never join the army because I'd never be able to figure out what time it is."

"What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning? He was conducting."

"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wa-TA"

"I gave my girlfriend a birthday celebration that lasted only half a minute After all, it was her thirty second birthday."

"Two cannibals are eating a comedian ""Does this guy taste a little funny to you?"""

"I'm sick and tired of scandals always being named ""-gate"" The only thing about it that consoles me is there's a parallel universe where Watergate Hotel was instead named after John Hancock."

"Where does the little king keep his little armies? Up his little sleevies."