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Joke of the Day
"What's the fastest thing on land? Stevie Wonder's speedboat."
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"If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know you can't afford a positive."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? You dont know, *coz you weren't there, man!*"
"My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar."
"What is Hitlers favorite juice shop? Jamba Jews"
"Thank God I don't have to pay my computer's solitaire debts."
"Why do Japanese people squint? Nuclear explosions are bright"
"When I smacked Dwayne Johnson's ass... I really hit Rock bottom."
"My wife was so sick this morning that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast."
"Shit. I was late for my time management class."