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Joke of the Day
"It hit me as I was taking my kids trick or treating tonight...... I'm lucky it was just a golfcart"
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"The bassist walked past the bar."
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"HOT LOCAL SINGLES WANT TO MEET YOU SO THEIR FELONIOUS BOYFRIENDS CAN STEAL YOUR I-PHONE"
"Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her."
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"A dog walks into a bar..... Bartender comes over and asks....""why do you look so rough?"""
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"What do Africans say when they hear something funny? That's fucking malarious"