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Joke of the Day
"It hit me as I was taking my kids trick or treating tonight...... I'm lucky it was just a golfcart"
Next Joke
"Camo Elephants Q: Why do elephants paint their balls red? A: To hide in cherry trees. Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A: Giraffes eating cherries."
"Censorship [removed]"
"You left a note on the fridge saying ""This isn't working. Goodbye"" but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don't get it."
"Did you hear about that psychic dwarf that escaped from prison? They're a small medium at large"
"Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? If they had 4 it would be a chicken sedan."
"Im half scotch. And i dont mean scottish."
"Knock knock.... Knock knock. *Who's there?* Madam *Madam who?* Madam finger is caught in the door!"
"I love a girl with a trimmed bush.... Only because its makes it easier to see her through the window at night."
"It's my wife's birthday soon. She said she wanted something with diamonds so I got her a deck of cards."