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Joke of the Day

"A shipment of Viagra was hijacked on the way to the depot. The police have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals."

"What does a gay Kraken eat? *Seamen*"

"What's the difference between 3 and 13? Nothing, they both have 1 3"

"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink."

"When is a door not a door? When its ajar xD"

"when i was a kid i never trusted stairs. those bastards were always up to something."

"Hey, hip hop artists. Would it kill you to throw in a few rhymes about raisin toast or farmers' markets?"

"What's the worst gift to give to a Jewish person on Christmas? Literally anything."

"Tsunamis are caused by dolphins breakdancing to celebrate passing another IQ test."

"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Candy? Jelly Beaners"