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Joke of the Day
"What do Africans say when they hear something funny? That's fucking malarious"
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"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With jammin'."
"We have technology which allows people to see through walls. We call them windows."
"Instead of a sign that says ""Do not disturb"" I need one that says ""Already disturbed"""
"Knock KNOCK Who's there? Orange Orange who? ORANGE YOU HAPPY I DIDN'T SAY ORANGE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . v v TLDR I'm dead on the inside"
"Homosexuals should be like my shirts when I'm not wearing them - quietly tucked away in the closet."
"Bear Grylls is hunting his next meal He carefully makes his bow and arrow, finds rabbit prints and follows them. After 3 hours he finds the rabbit lines up his shot and missed... Just by a hare."
"How do you know tickle me Elmo is male? Because before he leaves the factory they give him two test tickles."
"To do list:nn1) Kill the fly in my room. nn2) Try to snort multivitamins.nn3) Practice Hadouken in mirror.nn4) Kill the fly's loved ones."
"What do you call suicide committed while shitting? Seppooku."