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Joke of the Day
"Painted my computer black hoping it would run faster... Now it just doesn't work."
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"*kicks house door down* I SAID HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE?"
"What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes? Roseanne Barr bodies heh"
"When I call you Hun, it's short for Atilla."
"If a cop beats a pregnant woman till the fetus dies, is it a miscarriage of justice?"
"Are you a whore? Because you are priceless to me."
"Surgeon: I need someone to unroll this bandage, stat! Cat nurse, excitedly: I've got this."
"Where do cats go after death? Purrgatory"
"You've been warned TO WHOEVER STOLE MY BROKEN BATHROOM SCALE. YOU WON'T GET A WEIGH WITH THIS!"
"DONKEY-ONION HYBRID Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes."