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Joke of the Day

"HOT LOCAL SINGLES WANT TO MEET YOU SO THEIR FELONIOUS BOYFRIENDS CAN STEAL YOUR I-PHONE"

"I know a guy who refuses to use anything except paper money. But he says he's trying to change."

"Tech guy says: ""When in doubt reboot. "" Okay, I've rebooted but i still don't see how my boots have ANYTHING to do with a computer."

"""I totally nailed that guy"" - Roman soldiers"

"A hawk snatched my gf's chihuahua today.. ..it got rid of that annoying bitch for me in one fowl swoop."

"""Son, I just wanted to let you know your adopted"" ""Are you kidding? Really?"" I shouted. ""Yup, get ready,"" he said. ""They'll be picking you up in about an hour."""

"A solid athiest joke. So, a black man and God walk into a bar. The black man gets served first because God doesn't exist."

"I bought some dog scented cologne the other day... Now I get all the bitches."

"The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar."

"Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse? She didn't."