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Joke of the Day

"A redhead tells her blonde sister ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde says ""OMG! you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"I bought a gallon of Wite-Out the other day.... Big mistake."

"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz: ##**They all gave it one star.**"

"Used to have no life. Now I have a laptop and Facebook!"

"Everybody thinks Australians are laid back until one of us is standing over you with a chainsaw asking you to pronounce Aluminium correctly."

"Did you hear about the guy with no penis? He just comes out of nowhere."

"To a young housewife: remember that a small bottle of vodka not only will decorate the table but also will hide your cooking mistakes."

"What confuses a gay person? Seven"

"What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke."

"Dad would you like to save some money? I certainly would son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike then I won't wear my shoes out so fast."