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Joke of the Day

"A redhead tells her blonde sister ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde says ""OMG! you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"Why wouldn't you laugh at punch lines in a circle-jerk? You'd see them coming."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?"

"Get $10 off any drug purchase by using coupon code ""Do you have change?"""

"What kind of music do sponges listen to? Raggaeneration."

"*taps on your head* ""Is this think on?"""

"What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie? A bad judge of character."

"What do you call a pen without style? Stylus."

"I plagiarized a book about native Americans... I eventually got siouxed."

"I went to see my Coincidental Hygenist the other day. Turns out she was one of my friends from high school."