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Joke of the Day
"Every time I drink German beer I wake up with a really bad Hannover."
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"To best understand men, you need to grasp the following: 1. They think with their pen!s 2. They wanna fix everything 3. They wanna fix everything with their pen!s"
"""Hey Al, I heard you're constipated."" ""No shit."""
"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? damn."
"I used to be a banker...... but then I got fired."
"I feel like all bears are Bad News Bears. I've never seen a bear and was like ""Oh, he looks like he has good news for us, lets stick around"""
"Never answer an anonymous letter."
"My abusive father always tells jokes His favorite part is the Punch Line."
"I was furious when I found my wife's profile on an on-line dating website. That lying bitch isn't, ""Fun to be around."""
"LPT: Never tell a sound technician how they are doing. They hate feedback."