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Joke of the Day

"Dad would you like to save some money? I certainly would son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike then I won't wear my shoes out so fast."

"Frederick Douglass opened President Lincoln's mind to the plight of blacks. Name another person who opened Lincoln's mind. John Wilkes Booth."

"You can extend the olive branch.. but you can't beat them over the head with it"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (Gagging noise) My all time favorite joke."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb? The lightbulb works fine..."

"Just put some trousers on I last wore at a wedding in 2001 and found a Nokia 3210 in the back pocket. It's still got 2 bars of battery on it."

"What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog"

"If you can't figure out where you stand with someone, it might be time to stop standing and start walking."

"I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep."