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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy with no penis? He just comes out of nowhere."

"Working for sanitation truly is a thankless job Not only do you have to take your boss's shit, you have to deal with everyones"

"An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a priest, a rabbi and Adolf Hitler walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Why did the man fall off his bike Because someone threw a fridge at him"

"I hope Elon Musk never gets in a scandal Because Elongate would be really drawn out."

"What did one lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both lawyers."

"Piss off the DJ by dancing the Macarena to all his music."

"Beauty is only a light switch away. That is all."

"I just got whipped and gagged by a lady covered in a ton of specks of leather. She was a dot matrix dominatrix."

"Kindergarten reunion??!?!?! I've gained like 100 pounds since then. No way I'm showing up!!!!"