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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke."
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"What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog? I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir."
"You take the oxy out of oxymoron"
"Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I'll be watching you. Dog"
"""Donald is intensely loyal. To family, friends, employees, country."" -His 3rd wife"
"What has big ears brings Easter treats and goes ""hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM""? The Easter Elephant."
"Islam IS a RACE to the 7th century."
"""Who am I talking to, Ouija BoardTM?"" *S-A-T-A-N* ""Satan, do any boys in my class like me?"""
"A guy walks into a bar... The patient then exhibited signs of a concussion and a minor subdermal hematoma. Edit: Yes, a version of, ""A guy walks into a bar... and says 'ouch'."""
"During WW2, oil shortages forced some countries to start using organic fuels. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme."