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Joke of the Day

"I bought a gallon of Wite-Out the other day.... Big mistake."

"My wife and I are expecting a child and I hope someone grabs her arm in public to talk about the baby. That way I can say, ""Hey! Leggo of my preggo!"""

"What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked? It Hertz."

"So I just gave birth to a butt baby [NSFW] Well, actually no, it came out in a bunch of pieces so I guess it was more of a butt abortion."

"I heard the kid who fell into the gorilla pit was actually trying to get the jewelry his mother dropped. He didn't get the gold but he got the silver back."

"*walks up to bouncer* ""sorry pal, this is a private country club"" *peeks inside* [everybody's fist pumping hard as heck to kenny chesney]"

"whats the secret service of Australia called? M8"

"Why is a giraffes neck so long? Because the head is so high up."

"I don't know why I have to jog with you, you're the fat one. ~Dogs"

"What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7? Because 7 8 9 A"