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Joke of the Day
"BREAKING NEWS: Miami Heat joins LeBron James."
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"What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat? An investigator."
"What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ? Crossfit."
"What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed? Brush their teeth!"
"Made this joke up when I was 33. Extremely proud of it. Why did the salt fail 3rd grade. Cause it was sodiumb."
"Russian history in five words ...and then it got worse"
"My wife has a seashell tattooed on the inside of her leg if you lay your ear on it, you smell the sea"
"What does someone do after they eat too much bacon? They go hog wild"
"Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake."
"Angelina Jolie needs to take some time off her busy schedule of feeding the hungry and poor in third world countries and feed herself for a change."