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Joke of the Day

"My wife has a seashell tattooed on the inside of her leg if you lay your ear on it, you smell the sea"

"Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist? Because he feels for everyone."

"*tips fedora at mosquito* M'laria"

"Do you wanna hear an Ebola joke? You probably won't get it."

"They say it's a joke, but, is it?"

"The dyslexic jkoe A dyslexic man walked into a bra"

"A pony walks into a bar... ... ""Give me a drink"", he says to the barkeep, ""I'm a little hoarse."""

"""holy crap....um guys?!"" - the first caterpillar to wake up out of a cocoon"

"Man gets his knob out at the supermarket Clerk sees it and says, ""You're in the wrong place, the locksmith's is next door."""

"Mike Huckabee calls Obama a ""pretend Christian"", and if anyone's an expert on ""pretend Christians"", it's Mike Huckabee."