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Joke of the Day
"What does someone do after they eat too much bacon? They go hog wild"
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"Now that I have an adult coloring book, most arguments with my 3 yr old are over fridge space."
"50 Cent for a 2Pac of Eminems? That's Ludacris!"
"It's not fair that lab animals get to test all those nice cosmetics while I'm stuck using the cheap stuff."
"What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people? Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!"
"The first thing I'm doing with my time machine is telling my past self to only microwave popcorn for 2 minutes max."
"Knock, knock Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you knew how to yodel!"
"What do you call the procedure for female to male sex change? A stitchadicktomy"
"Masturbating in front of your partner in the hope that she'll join does not always work. And people on the bus stare at you."
"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat The bartender says ""Put that back you thief!"""