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Joke of the Day
"What does someone do after they eat too much bacon? They go hog wild"
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"[Frugal] I ran behind a bus all the way home and save $2.25. Got home and girlfriend mocked me saying had I run behind a cab, I would have saved $15."
"A recent study shows 50% of people think that people who can't spell are idiots .. The other 50% said ""that's ridiclious!"""
"NSFR: Two tampons are walking down the street towards you. One is a Super and the other is a Slim. Which one says ""Hi"" first? Neither one...they're both stuck up cunts."
"I like to test the waters by pushing people in.????"
"I just saw the pope in the restroom Holy shit"
"Kids today are too obsessed with their phones to care about the ""free candy"" on my van. *crosses off ""candy"" and writes ""wi-fi"""
"How much does a circumcision doctor make? Probably just a tip"
"How do ghosts navigate the ocean? They use boo-eys."
"I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out."