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Joke of the Day

"Made this joke up when I was 33. Extremely proud of it. Why did the salt fail 3rd grade. Cause it was sodiumb."

"I Ejaculated 6 Feet Earlier. Which is weird, as I usually ejaculate semen."

"Don't you love it when you order salt at McDonald's and you accidentally get some fries!"

"Pacman went to a therapist to help his anger management. She said: ""Next time you feel angry just waka-way"""

"Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company"

"Jesus: *resurrected* Mary Magdalene: I have a boyfriend."

"Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay)."

"What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing? A Scamtron."

"What did batman say too robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."

"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? There, Their, They're"