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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? The hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!"

"We just had Christmas and now Easter is right around the corner. Hard to believe they crucified Jesus when he was only 4 months old."

"What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in."

"damn girl are you calculus because I have no idea what youre talking about"

"Psychic fair cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances."

"Losing your spouse can be hard. But it's not impossible."

"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say at the abortion clinic? Hasta last vista, baby."