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Joke of the Day
"What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in."
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"Just bit into a Pop Tart so hot that it caused me to involuntarily perform the falsetto ""ah-ha-ha-ha-"" intro to Stayin' Alive"
"Teacher: You're here to learn. Me: No bitch, I'm here because my mum wouldn't let me stay home."
"If video games taught me anything it's that you don't need to work because there's precious gems just laying around everywhere."
"A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a drink"
"For a final paper, I was assigned to write 3000 words So I put 3 pictures in there."
"Women are like the Call of Duty games. If you play them for too long, you'll end up alone."
"Honest slogan Benadryl- ""Because you can't have the sniffles while in a sleep coma"""
"My wife is weird... She begins every conversation with ""Were you even listening to me?"""
"When 13 witches collectively fart in a cauldron and quickly cover it with a lid... *lowers shades* ...Dutch Coven."