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Joke of the Day

"We just had Christmas and now Easter is right around the corner. Hard to believe they crucified Jesus when he was only 4 months old."

"i'm supposed to train the intern to do what i do every day, but i'm not sure how comfortable i am giving him my twitter & facebook passwords"

"What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"If Sam McCringle can mingle with a single bag of Pringles in the time it takes to sing a single jingle, with how many Pringles did Sam McCringle mingle? none... Pringles come in cans"

"Try this one crazy trick to get people to click on things! See. It worked."

"It's funny how certain scents can bring back memories of people we associated with those scents like how I remember my ex every time I take a shit."

"""omg you're covered in blood! are you ok?"" [cut to me blending a tomato but I cant get the lid on properly] you should see the other guy"

"A female is like an AP free response question She asks question A, B, C, and D and implanted in all Are questions i, ii, and iii."

"How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves? He fell off the palm tree"

"My diet plan is just watching my 400 pound coworker lick her lips and sweat as she describes her dinner from last night."