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Joke of the Day

"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"I'm a terrorist because i killed the joke"

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam."

"What's a toads favorite drink? Croaka-cola"

"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."

"Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens? Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh? Eh?"

"Have you ever been camping with a guy who has uncontrollable diarrhea? Shit's intense."

"Don't take a shower when you're drunk. The curtain does not support you when you fall. Trust me."

"Remember when you were small & all you wanted was a pony but your parents were high on meth & thought the house was already full of ponies?"

"Why do seagulls only fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls."